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Yes, I'm back!  Keep the channel open...there will be more.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:08 AM

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Dear Sir or Madame,


I'm guessing it's kind of a bummer that all of the mail you probably get are nasty-grams, and no one really sends mail to give you a big pat on the back. Unfortunately this is a nasty-gram, sorry about that. Tonight I was so taken aback by what I saw on Nick, a childrens channel, that I felt compelled to lose an hour of sleep and write you.

I don't usually sit with my kids and watch kid shows, but I've seen enough to know that they are not allowed to watch Cartoon Network due to some of the crude jokes and behaviors that take place in many of their shows. I will usually let them watch Nick because I've believed it to be age appropriate programming. I've monitored the shows from afar, doing household chores and somewhat listening in to the dialogue. This evening my daughter was sick and especially clingy, so I had a chance to watch about an hour and a half of Nick with my 5 and 7yr old. I couldn't believe what I may have missed over the years by not paying close attention to the nuanced crudeness that takes place on non-cartoon programming.

I watched iCarly, Victorious, and Big Time Rush with my kids this evening, and over the course of an hour and a half I witnessed three VERY inappropriate and gratuitous situations. On iCarly, Carly is in the woods, looking through binoculars. When asked if she sees anything, she says that she only sees two squirrels wrestling, another character remarks , “I don't think their wrestling”..... “eew!” Later Spencer makes a comment to the tune of, “would you rather stay and watch the squirrels?” While this is obviously not central to the theme or plot of the episode in any way, it is revisited later in the if to drive it home.

On Victorious, there is a pill popping director that pops a pill each time chaos ensues. As if to clarify that he's not just popping a breath mint, he exclaims, “I'm all out of pills!” In another scene, two females are in a car, one is fumbling for a ringing cell phone and her feet come in contact with the drivers breasts. The driver exclaims, “Hey! Watch the girls!”

While this is simply an hour of programming (Big Time Rush seemed to be least this episode), I hate to think what I've missed all this time. I'm now starting to wonder if the situations presented in your shows are the root of many odd questions that I received from my children over the years. Nickelodeon is presented and packaged as a channel for children, and I may have been irresponsible for not taking a closer look early on. To be honest I prefer the burping, farting, and sneaky disobedience of Cartoon Network over sexual innuendo and drug use portrayed on just one hour of Nickelodeon.

I may be just “another nasty-gram”, but once posted on Facebook as a warning to other concerned (and uninformed) parents that tend to think the way I do, it becomes hundreds, maybe even thousands that decide that Nickelodeon has programming that is inappropriate for their children. It is understandable that animal vs human sexual behaviors are two different things.....but does the average 8 yr old really need to be exposed to jokes based on animals mating? I believe that most parents would like to be in control of their children's sexual exposure. While that may be difficult in this day in age, Nickelodeon shouldn't be at the forefront of introducing mating animals (that leads to other questions) and pet names for breasts .......I shouldn't even need to comment on the drug use.

I'm aware that many shows and cable channels like to push the envelope with sexual content, language, and violence. Never in a thousand years would I think that Nickelodeon would be right along side them, testing the limits. Heck, “Saved by the Bell-The College Years” was geared towards teens and much tamer than the current programming featured on Nickelodeon prime time.



Every Parent that thought Nick was for kids

Category:general -- posted at: 8:49 AM

Show Notes are for sissys!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:21 AM

The illegal immigrant protest of a nation overwhelmed with social programs that cannot sustain non tax paying workers.

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:25 AM

The speed of light slowing down, science needs to check its principles!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:19 AM

Tax day Tea Party, The over taxed state of Oregon, Global Warming (I mean 'Climate Change') is dead.  And that's about all I can fit into 10min!

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:50 AM

Do I really have to take notes?  Just listen to the show!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:13 AM

Who can tax the sunrise???  Trip to the zoo, race problems that are unresolved by Obama, Ardipithecus crazy talk, tech tips on new anti-malware...processors...and whatever
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:14 AM

You know, the Obama administration has been in the dark spotlight for several weeks now.  First it was the Cambridge police acting stupidly, then it was Cash for Clunkers falling apart, now it's health care reform falling apart due to angry constituents.  I don't recall a break in the news cycle that took that dark spotlight off of him! 

I have to imagine that he is praying for one of those tropical storms to wreak havoc down south, and I'm sure NBC and CNN are poised for wall to wall coverage as soon as a utility shed is blown over by these 'very serious strong gusts of wind.'

There's nothing like a national emergency to take the spotlight off of a battered politician.  September 11th saved Gary Condit from further scrutiny, and this time last year President Bush didn't have to 'get too close' to McCain during the convention due to hurricane Gustav.

Yep, all we need is for Obama to look the other way while terrorists save him from the media microsope.  Maybe a hurricane that can swing towared Louisiana.  Whatever it is, it's comming soon.....'casue I don't think Obama can handle his approval numbers falling as fast as my household income.
Category:Blog -- posted at: 6:14 AM

"The Missing Link" media bonanza, Sex in politics, Lying, and the Tech Tip of the week.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:17 AM

No notes, I'm the podcast of 'No'.  No time for notes, I've got homework to do.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:01 AM

This is now several days old...but I've been really, really busy.  Really. 
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:44 AM

Ban Nukes, Guns, and the Military...The common thread between the Japanese and radical Muslims...The Tea Parties...Whatever else fell out of my mouth...Wifi boost tech-tip
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:40 PM

The Ebony Experiment practicing outright racism...Pedophile sentenced under the leadership of a pedophile...Forcing food scrap recycling in Seattle...Cutting the population in the name of sustainability by what means?...And staying on top of malware on your PC.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:19 PM

Considering the source of Global Warming sources...Pimping kids for "progress"....Look at what California is doing, then do the opposite....the royal class, and all that they expect from us.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:54 PM

Iraq War Refresher, Scandal is par for the course in the Obama administration, Social responsibility overlooked by society, AND how being gay can get you into and out of all kinds of problems.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01 AM

AIDS crisis overblown,  Possible international environmental court,  The Church challenges Americans to take a side as Obama shows himself to be the church goer he is.  The Clinton appointment and the comming 'Change' Obama offers.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:33 AM

Quick predictions, Election outcomes, and apathetic FM types.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:20 AM

Brit scholar resigns over creationism... License to vote.... Obama voter just don't care... The REAL reason for the mortgage meltdown... The slippery slope of gay marriage.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:43 AM

Liberal v. Conservative Hollywood... Vatican Gets Heavy on Democrats... Wolves in Republican clothing... Does the Buck Stop With Obama???
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:58 AM

Green Sin Tax..... Slippery Slope of Homosexual Marriage Manifests in California.... Everyone Hates Palin
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:18 AM

Algore extends his 10 year apocalypse prediction..... Classic Movie Review - Beowulf/1984/Watership Down/Soylent Green........ Science still can't prove Dark Matter exists, the same way they can't (or won't try to) prove God exists.... Someone in Hollywood is actually supporting our troops..... Cutting Throught The Crap regarding Obama's supposed "faith journey"
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:28 AM

Where have the fundamentalist children gone?...Ice on Mars is simply a gimick....Global Warming dissenters going the way of the Intelligent Designers...And Obama doesn't mind if your baby losses it's head through a vacuum tube, but don't forget, he's a man of faith!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:15 AM

Tonto is back and we talk about the flooding in the mid-west, global warming (of course), Algore, lazy people, economics, Wal-Mart, abortion, personal responsibility, lions, tigers, and bears.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:42 PM

FLDS discrimination????  1 in 4 teen girls have at least one STD, and some how abstinence is to blame.....The almighty church is back, and it's green.....Selective social responsibility.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:25 AM

Witty and Intelligent 'Tonto' joins the lone conservative for the first time.  Beware The Right Wing Conservatives!!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:27 AM

Newt sells his soul....Green Marines...The gayest movie ever....and the FLDS debacle
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:25 AM

Get that old computer up and running and donate some electricity for a good cause.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:13 AM

Evidence of the left's support for our troops is 'overwhelming'....Expelled the movie....Wal-Mart is at it again, and doing it in lingerie....Children of the unwed costing us billions...Bush goes green.....And boy do movies suck!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:50 PM

All over the board....Change != Money......Why people kill themselves and the rest of us......Why we honor the beaver.....And the liberal review of this show.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:54 AM

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:01 AM

Stupid Actors Speak Out....Without a Script.------ Environmental Meltdown in Oregon --- Global Crossing v. Enron ---- Rock Pizza --- And figuring out what College is all about.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:14 PM

The McPrimary is looking good for McCain...McHuckabee is looking for the McVP nod....Who cares anyway?....We're still gonna have McFederal Carbon Credits purchased with our McTax dollars.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:08 AM

Clorox Rocks!.....McCain win in Florida....and the destruction of the family as we know it.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:12 AM

Stimulus package in sheeps clothing...And the world will end in five years according to father Gore.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:42 PM

Beowulf and Grendel vs. The actuall book....Kingdom of Heaven and the attempt to portray Christians as evil....The Golden Compass is coming to a classroom near you.....CNN's 'God's Warriors' and the attack on Christianinty (Yeah this is the attack on Christianity show)

Direct download: The_Lone_Conservative_32.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:33 PM

Retraction/Apology offered here....Hilary Clinton, what she said/what she meant......So who do the Progressives want to win the Republican Candidacy?.......Free Speech is sick and slowly dying
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:47 PM

In this show I talk about the right to vote compared to the right to carry a gun....The CNN Youtube debate that is frighteningly one sided...If Bill is trying to sabatoge Hillary's campaign....Our wonderful relations with China....and scientists ridiculous beliefs in dark energy.

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:55 AM

The audio is completely jacked up on this show, will fix for next time!  "In God We Trust" going into classrooms and government offices?  Anyone offended by that?  Well let's get rid of Thanksgiving since it's a day of 'prayerful Thanksgiving'.....Clinton playing dirty with Obama??  Bush get the planes to fly on time.....And of course Global Warming, it's all the rage!

Direct download: Lone_Conservative_29.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:00 AM

1/3 of drivers involved in the I-5 crash in LA are MIA, do I smell illegals???...Nobel prize winner puts foot into mouth, will this become a trend?.......Middle school hands out The Pill, but not Tylenol.....Republicans try to woo "The Christian Right"...Cigarettes kill more WWII soldiers than the Germans did.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_28.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:31 PM

Bush Declares WWIII!!!!....PBS and Cheny's Law....Global warming up the wazoo....The New Green Church....The flaming Pope.....A new third party breakout?????

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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:01 PM

Thompson makes his debut in the Presidential debates.....Huckabee talks taxes that are Right up my alley.....'An Inconvenient Truth' get an inconvenient slapdown......Private schools equated to pubic schools....The left pumping funds from the evangelical Right?????.....Pelosi loses it over her crackpot 'base'
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_26.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:38 AM

Iraq deaths drop by 50%......Pelosi For President!!........Interesting news out of Israel on the Syria bombing.......The cost if illegal immigration....Smoking ban in the home.....Fixing global warming.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:06 PM

Biofuel found to be dirtier that fossil fuel.....Hydro-electric reservoirs  killing off  endangered  species?????  European Atheism siting U.S. talk show as reason to reject religion......Iraq sniper "baiting" program found to be a myth created by the media.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:13 AM

-Students are self segregating, AND WE DON"T KNOW WHY!
-A possible step toward socialized medicine to be vetoed by Bush.
-Independents are leaning toward the Democrats.
-Run this one through the rational part of your brain....Snipers in Iraq are supposedly using some nasty tactics.

Direct download: Lone_Conservative_23.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:34 PM

How much of a "troop" do you have to be for the libs to support you.  Apparently a lifetime of service isn't enough.

Our actions in Iraq will dictate our future successes as a nation militarily.

Medical Excrement will be the next environmental =Catastrophe= once the whole Global Warming thing blows over.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_22.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:57 PM

Not so quick commentary on the Republican debate.  Also talking about the difference between chimps and children, where the bees have gone, and whiny little iPhone owners.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_21.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:39 PM

I'm giving this show a PG-13 Rating.  Talkin' about Larry Craig and homosexuality in general:  Why it's not normal and shouldn't be mainstreamed.  Also cover California heat wave and the new iPod.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_20.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:41 PM

Morning after pill a year after, Mexico gets behind Elvira, Bush tells Hillary to pound sand, Republicans acting like liberals, the Texas "killing spree", and Katrina victims still have their hands out....still can't get their crap together...still don't have jobs.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_19.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:17 PM

Yep, Spongebob isn't part of this show.  Alcohol  energy drinks going the way of Joe Camel.  Arizona student suspended for doodling something that "looks a gun".  Arizona and Michigan move their primary to Feb 5th...who knows why.  The great UK exodus.  Russia trying to start another cold war, and Hillary is against democracy...we all knew that anyway.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_18.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:36 PM

The news of the day for those of you who can't get enough talk on you iPod.  Hamburgers to cause future wars, Green continues to be the new marketing gimmick, Rush echoes my thoughts on "eco friendly" cars.  Time Machine in the works.....too bad it won't be available to warn us of the dangers of socialized medicine.  Speaking of which....US leads the world in cancer survival rate...I wonder why?
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_17.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:56 AM

Former President Bill Clinton joins me again today for a satirical look at the news of the day.  Today we talk about the Utah coal mine cave in and how it relates to global warming. We discuss global warming deniers and how the Bush administration turns its back on scientific research time and again.  Republican debates are getting boring, and the press tries to make you think Giuliani's daughter is supporting Obama.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_16.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:38 PM

A satirical take on current news with commentary by former President Bill Clinton.  Today we discuss William Jefferson and Ted Stevens corruption charges, the Edwards call to refuse money form Newscorp, the Obama/Pakistan controversy, Bush and global warming, Sean Penn and his love for Venezuela.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_15.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:09 PM

Taking on a new satirical format, President Clinton joins me to discuss the news of the day.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:03 PM

There is more behind the Justice Roberts hospital stay than we have been led to believe.  Also, what is the deal with Barak and Hillary?  Why are they fighting??  Discuss what more you can do to lessen your carbon footprint and go beyond "carbon neutral"
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:09 PM

Libs push a bill they rejected when they were the minority: Kids hooked on cigarettes *Gasp* then let's ban 'em!  Weather Channel Nazi wants the thought police screening who gives you your weather forecast:  Think you're a moderate, an independent?  We'll see about that.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:52 AM

Who woulda thunk it?  Gordon Brown say the world is in debt to the US:  31% of public thinks the supreme court is too conservative: Nature is taking car of what we couldn't, killing off the spotted owl.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_11.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:21 PM

Katrina victims can't seem to get on their feet after two years: Local Government corruption *Gasp* I thought only the private sector was evil?  Kitty predicts death: Green is the new marketing ploy: Big Box stores are only bad when their Wal-Mart:  Libs have forgotten how to use the word Terrorism and revert to Sabatoge: Looks like we're not the only one's fighting for oil in Iraq.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:45 AM

Hollywood is producing more anti-Iraq films than Lohan has rehab visits:  Evangelical Bishop splits with the church, when was the last time you saw the media highlight a preacher with a message for the people?  Yeah, only when it serves their purposes: Recap on AWOL soldier, turns out he can tell a tale to turn the public to his cause:  Oregon libs reject big box store in favor of "gravel pit".
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:26 AM

VA loses $6.4 Million in computer equipment:  Spongebob and the environmentalist agenda:  DA in McMinnville sex abuse case backpedals:  Youtube, Obama, and Clinton mess.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:24 AM

Progressive is a misuse of the derivative for Progress.  They should call themselves Regressives!  Seattle Regressives legislate their lifestyle, the result?  It hurts the poor that they claim to care about.  McMinnville 7th grade sex abuse.  PBS lets the cat out of the bag:  We discriminate! 
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:45 PM

CAFE standards responsible for 2,600 deaths per year: Bush's executive order on interrogation: Steam pipe explosion reminds New Yorkers of 9/11.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:10 AM

Dems kill bill that would have helped our troops by adding a bill killing troop withdrawal;  Liberal Research (science to you libs) just figured out that Vitamin C does squat for you.  So what else is bogus liberal research that we don't know yet? 
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:46 PM

The Top 10 Surprising results of Global Warming.  Also, how many atheist scientists does it take to make you begin to question the results?

Army deserter "immigrates" to Canada.  Oh wait, Canada has some pretty harsh immigration laws......what are they thinking?  The deserters are only trying to make a better life for themselves!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:54 PM

Refresher course on our invasion of Iraq.  With special guest appearances by former President Clinton and Senator Al Gore.
Direct download: Lone_Conservative_Week_1_Iraq.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:19 PM

The Iraq war and how our jobs define us.

Green Weddings:

Global Warming, Carbon Credits, Acid Rain Oh My!
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:49 PM

The audio is really crappy, will work on that for future shows.
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Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:30 PM